Adventures in shenanigans: Speaking of Criminal Minds...
Step 1: Look up sex offenders near former college apartment.
Step 2: Look them up on Facebook.
Step 3: See that sex offender convicted for “involuntary deviate sexual intercourse” majored in “youth ministries” at a religious college.
Step 4: Make inevitable joke.
Step 5: “More like youth masturbatories, amirite?!”
Have you guys ever looked up your house on the sex offender registry?
I just did and immediately regretted it. I really did not need to know my neighbor down the street was convicted of incest with a minor. Nope. Also, the amount of convicted…
(Source: -bobella-, via ipomoeaandthestarstealers)
